"I’m thinking about punching you in the face."


but when did i start saying ‘yo’ unironically


If it was my job to hurt somebody by throwing something small at them, I would twist up a Rubik’s Cube so that it would be all pointy and then throw it at their head. If it was my job to hurt somebody by throwing something big at them, I would throw an easel because those are hard and pointy and most of them have little hinges on the sides so they could easily get their finger pinched if they tried to block it. 

posted 2 hours ago with 55 notes via heckacute


I have to laugh.

People constantly portray Hades in new age media as this totes evil bad guy, yet Zeus and Poseidon have fathered more monsters and people than he has and have raped women

while Hades is just there in the underworld with the one girl he kidnapped and agreed to let her free in the summer months with no children of his own, probably rolling his eyes and going ‘Guys, can we have a normal family dinner for once? Please?’

Take Me to Church
Artist: Hozier
Album: Take Me to Church EP
Played: 8781 times


Take me to church
I’ll worship like a dog at the shrine of your lies
I’ll tell you my sins and you can sharpen your knife
Offer me that deathless death
Good God, let me give you my life


idk man, imagine showing Arthur Weasley a gif for the first time. At first of course he’d just think it was a normal wizard photograph, but then you’d explain that muggles made it and his heart would just explode with joy over these muggles making such amazing shit even though they have no magic at all. How amazing. How inventive.

Maybe whenever you’re feeling bad about yourself imagine how much Arthur Weasley would enjoy meeting you.


i never understood why in elementary school when it was your birthday, you had to bring in food for everyone like you all bitches should be the one giving me the goodies

today my mom laughed for 30 minutes about this



thought this was appropriate


thought this was appropriate




what if guys came coffee… i’ll have one ejaculatte please

I just spit out my coffee

You’re supposed to swallow it


have you seen my sex tape